The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
F***! Sh*t! Get up there! This is f***ing bullshit! You'd think to shoot up, you'd just press up, but *no*! It jumps! Sometimes I get it to work by pure luck, until I found out that, okay, this is how it works. To shoot up, you press select and up in a very specific way. You have to press select slightly before you press jump, if you do it correctly, it shoots the grappling hook straight up in the air. But if you press them both at the same time, you just jump. That's a good reason why the jump button should not be up! Why can't it be one of the f***ing buttons? Having the f***ing jump button be up is f***ing f***ed up!