The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
In conclusion, I could say the game is ass, it's a steaming pile goat sh*t, horrible abomination, but the perfect way to sum it up is it's an LJN game. It doesn't matter who actually developed it, they were hired by LJN. The welcome letter probably said something like this. "Welcome to our team of Laughing Joking Numbnuts. Here at LJN, we strive in creating the world's leading shitfests and providing to our customers the greatest raping of all their favourite films. We value your addition in helping us continue to grow the Black Plague of today's generation of gaming. Enclosed you will find our handbook of policies and procedures in developing games with Bouncing Bullshit, Perpendicular Dick Ploys, B*tch Barriers, Inanimate Anal Assassinations, Fruitless Farts, Diarrhetic Diversions, Freeform F***ery, Pinpoint Piss Taking, Rat Trap Crapshoots, and Bad Music. We are proud to have you on board." Well, f*** this game, watch it go!