The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
F***! Why couldn't I have those games when I was a kid? God damn it, I was born too f***ing early! Instead, I had to grow up with these miserable pieces of sh*t-f***ing anal jugs! These games suck Baragon's sweaty ballsac! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mecha-Godzilla's mechanical wiener! These games are sh*t drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid peutrid a**hole and then being swallowed and barfed up by Angorous while I lay on his spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass while Desutroyah dumps his diabolical diarrhea all over my face! Man, it's just a bunch of f***, it's a pile of c*nt, f***, sh*t, f***, c*nt, f***... Goddammit! I just said "f***" from the bottom of my heart, and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's got to invent a new curse word. I think I got it. This game... these f***ing games are... [censored out] ! Oh yeah! It's that bad!