The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I think this whole game was an experiment: to create the world's worst video game character. No wonder he didn't get his own sequels. I could imagine what Lester the Unlikely 2 would have been like. The game would start, and you couldn't even move. All that happens is Lester pulls down his pants, sucks on his thumb and takes a sh*t. The third game, you couldn't even get passed the title screen. All that happens is you push Start, and Lester falls down and farts. [cut to him kneeling in front of his SNES] The fourth game doesn't even work at all. You just put it in your Super Nintendo, [SNES blows up] and it explodes. The fifth game isn't even a game! It's just a bag of sh*t that says "Lester the Unlikely 5" on it! [holds up a dripping bag] And there's a new one coming out on the PS4 using the latest state of the art technology of constructing the disc out of orangutan diarrhea. Just turned out that was the only way, and it really gives Blu-Ray a run for it's money.