The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
How would anybody know to do that? You go through the game, and then suddenly, they throw a curveball at you and change the f***ing rules! Imagine if in Super Mario Bros., in one level, you can't jump on the flagpole at the end unless first you collect exactly 29 coins, stomp 3 goombas and get a fire flower! You want to know how I feel right now? I'm f***ing enraged! You don't just change the rules like that! This is sh*t sauce! This is Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde standards! And I'm still playing it! I don't know why! I guess I can't resist being able to say, "I beat Little Red Hood"! And you know what? I don't expect a good ending, either. Why put together such an elaborate ending when the game is so hard to figure out that there's not a chance in hell that anyone would get that far? In fact, I expect a shitty ending! A f***ing loathesome sh*t heap of an ending!

[he gets to the end]

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
"Oh! My dear Little Red Hood! Thank you for your coming!" You did not disappoint.