The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Nintendo Nerd:
Cowabunga. Cowa-f***ing piece of dog sh*t! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a f***ing ooze infested dirty rat sh*t! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass, and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside out a**hole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking f***s, it f***ing sucks, it f***ing blows, it's a piece of sh*t... and I don't like it.