The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Now check this out. Batman Returns, the wrist game. Oh boy... [the Nerd tries to open it] Wait, I can't get it open. Good! God, I hate this sh*t! You know... you know what's bullshit?

The Bullshit Man:
You know what's BULLSHIT? [gives the Nerd scissors] Packaging that you need scissors to open. Even with the scissors, it's still a pain in the ass! Why is this plastic so f***ing strong? This stuff is bulletproof! Nobody wants this sh*t, so why do they do it? They use it on everything! This kind of packaging should be outlawed! Why does it still exist? I especially love when you buy scissors and you need scissors to open the scissors. What f***in' idiots think this is a good idea? They don't care! By the time you're having this problem, you already bought it. Packaging like this is bullshit!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Thanks, Bullshit Man!