The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
They had colorful artwork that looked way better than the sh*t that came on inside the screen. It somehow gave you the impression that you were holding an arcade machine in your hands. The commercials made them look awesome; but really, they were garbage. These games were so mass-produced, it was like a swarm of mosquitos sucking our blood; and we all got bit! The most shameless part of it is that these games tried to be more than what they were. With this kind of technology, they could have stuck to solitaire or video poker. But no, they took it all the way and adapted action-adventure games. They took Konami games, Capcom games, Sega games like Altered Beast, Shinobi, and Sonic The Hedgehog - any video game franchise ended up butchered on one of these things. Any licensed product - movies, TV shows, this Tiger got its claws on everything.