The Batman

The Batman2004

The Batman is an animated television series produced by Warner Bros. Animation based on the DC Comics superhero, Batman. The series usually aired on Saturday mornings from September 11, 2004, through March 8, 2008, during the Kids' WB television blo… more »



The Joker:
Stop me if you've heard this one, Batman: Two fellows in an abandoned party favor factory. One says to the other...

Batman:
Where are you keeping the gas, Joker?

The Joker:
You call that a punch line?

Batman:
I don't share your sense of humour.

The Joker:
Yet we're linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin.

Batman:
The gas, Joker, or I vow I will turn your smile upside down.

The Joker:
Well, if it's gas you want...

[He throws a playing card at a brown bag, which falls to the stage floor. Batman dodges it in time]

The Joker:
Place all tray tables in their upright positions.

[Joker laughs maniacally]

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