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The Ben Stiller Show1992

The Ben Stiller Show is the name of two sketch comedy television programs that aired on MTV from 1989 to 1990, and then on Fox from September 27, 1992 to January 17, 1993. The Fox program starred Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Janeane Garofalo and Bob Oden… more »


Woman:
Dear Charles, I have three rambunctious children. How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?

Charles Manson:
You can't get a stain out! You think I'm the stain. They say Charlie is a stain and they tried to rub me out and put me in a jail cell. Only you don't- you just spread me around, more! I'm inside your children. I'm a stain all out there in the world. I'm not just locked up. You're locked up in the prison. I'm free. I'm fly - I'm...

[flaps arms]

Charles Manson:
...floating around and looking around. I like it up here. You should try some lemon juice.

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