The Big Bang Theory2007

Alex Jensen:
Oh hi, Dr. Hofstader.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, hey, Alex. And call me, Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. And my mother. And my sister. And our cat. Although I'm pretty sure that Dr. "Boots" Hofstader's degree is honorary.

Alex Jensen:
May I join you, Leonard?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sure. Um, let me ask you something. My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent.

Alex Jensen:
Oo, I love English accents.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yea, you all do. Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her. She says he's just being nice and I should trust her.

Alex Jensen:
It's probably harmless. You now how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Right. Because girls are always like: Ooo, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms and gets lots of ear infections. I gotta to get me some of that.

Alex Jensen:
You know, I bet it happens more than you realize.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Trust me. It doesn't.

Alex Jensen:
You sure? You're cute. You're funny. Maybe you're getting hit on and you don't even know it.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Really?

Alex Jensen:
Yep, pretty sure.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[laughs] I have to get back to work. Thanks for listening.

Alex Jensen:
No problem.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hope no girls rip my clothes off along the way.