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The Big Bang Theory2007

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »


Sheldon Cooper:
Good morning, Amy.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
It most assuredly is not.

Sheldon Cooper:
Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea, and shame?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Yes. I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. What happened last night?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
All right. Last night, you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes, following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow, set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy, and I left.

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