The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
So we're about to shoot this scene in the movie where this killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body.

Leonard Hofstadter:
O.K.

Penny:
But I realized their gluing everywhere except my cleavage. So I ask the director why and he says it's important to the story that my b*obs be the last things to turn ape.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's sweet that he thinks there's a story.

Penny:
Oh there's not even a bathroom on the set. I have to go to the gas station across the street. I mean, I was dressed as half an ape and I wasn't even close to the most disgusting person in there.