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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »


Howard Wolowitz:
Oooh... more details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.

Raj Koothrappali:
I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.

Sheldon:
Oh, please. For Vulcans, mating - or if you will, pon farr... is an extremely private matter.

Leonard:
Still, I'd like to know the details. His mother was human, his father was Vulcan. They couldn't just 'conceive'.

Howard Wolowitz:
Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad in a little room with a copy of "Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears"?

Raj Koothrappali:
How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose".

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