The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
There, nice and comfy, cozy. 0-0-0.

Sheldon Cooper:
There's one more 0. You forgot the time perimeter.

Penny:
Sit on the damn couch.

[sniffs the couch, slowly sits, for barely an instant]

Sheldon Cooper:
Nope.

Penny:
What do you mean "nope"? What's wrong with it?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Nothing! It's what's wrong with him!

Penny:
It's exactly the same...

Leonard Hofstadter:
Penny, Penny, I think I know what to do. Sheldon, I have some bad news.

Sheldon Cooper:
More?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm afraid so. You know the cashew chicken I get you on Monday nights?

Sheldon Cooper:
Yes, from Szechwan Palace.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Szechwan Palace closed two years ago.

Sheldon Cooper:
What? Where did my cashew chicken come from?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Golden Dragon.

Sheldon Cooper:
[Sheldon drops into the spot] No. No, this isn't right. No, our food always comes in Szechwan Palace containers.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yeah, well before they went out of business, I bought 4000 containers. I keep them in the trunk of my car.

Sheldon Cooper:
But - oh this changes everything.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I thought that might take his mind off the cushion.

Sheldon Cooper:
What's real? What isn't? How can I know?

Penny:
You did make that up right?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yeah, I wish I had.

Sheldon Cooper:
Leonard?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yeah, buddy?

Sheldon Cooper:
I still don't like this cushion.