The Big Bang Theory2007

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Sheldon Cooper:
And here's another interesting weather fact.

Penny:
Another? Great!

Sheldon Cooper:
Changes in jet-streams can affect the speed at which the earth rotates on its axis, so bad weather can actually make the day longer.

Penny:
Well, there must be a hell of a storm somewhere!

Sheldon Cooper:
Joke if you must, but you're going to miss these moments. With Leonard home in a few days, this was your last time driving me to the grocery store.

Penny:
You know, I will miss this.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'll tell you what. If my apples are mealy, we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout. You can even push the cart. Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence.

Penny:
I won't.

Sheldon Cooper:
That criticism will come later in your report card.

Penny:
Yeah! I didn't stay for the detention; I'm not going to read the report card.