The Big Bang Theory2007

[last lines]

[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a laptop]

Mrs. Fowler:
It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.

Sheldon Cooper:
I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

Mrs. Fowler:
[in a surprised tone] What?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.

Mrs. Fowler:
[scared] Amy, what is he saying?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.

[Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back]

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.

[Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top]

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Thank you, Sheldon; that went very well.

Sheldon Cooper:
Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship. [Amy stares at him blankly] Bazinga. [looks at his watch] Bedtime. Please show yourself out.