The Big Bang Theory2007

[last lines]

[the guys are playing Mystic Warlords of Ka'a with a quarantined Sheldon]

Sheldon Cooper:
[plays card] Mountain Elf.

Raj Koothrappali:
He takes the elf from off the shelf.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[plays card] Hellhounds.

Raj Koothrappali:
Hellhounds!

[to the tune of "Who Let The Dogs Out"]

Raj Koothrappali:
Who let the Satanic dogs out? Who, who, who?

Howard Wolowitz:
[plays card] Colossal Serpent.

Raj Koothrappali:
[grabs his crotch] I've got a colossal serpent *right here*.

Sheldon Cooper:
[exasperated] Must you?

Raj Koothrappali:
Sorry, I'm just trying to cheer my buddy up.

[plays card]

Raj Koothrappali:
Rotting Zombie.

[brief pause]

Raj Koothrappali:
Sheldon's new Facebook photo.

Sheldon Cooper:
Zandor, wizard of the North, ha, I win!

Howard Wolowitz:
If you skip the part about being under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.