The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your questionnaire, very disappointing.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I answered every question, Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern. See, A-B-B-A-C, A-B-B-A-C.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, you picked up on that, huh?

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah, wait... How could I not?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, uh, come on. There's over two hundred questions. And look at some of these things. "Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank."

Sheldon Cooper:
There are a number of acceptable answers. For example, "c", near-Earth transport. But certainly not "b", avocado rancher. And your essay, suggesting that I'd have better luck making friends if I wait 'till the Cylons take over? Please.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hold on. I put some real work into that.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yes, well, it's better than what Wolowitz did. He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[looking at the drawing] It's kind of cute.

[Sheldon looks offended]

Leonard Hofstadter:
Uh, 'till you get to the scrotum.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah. What hope do I have for establishing new relationships, given that my current friends apparently could not take a few hours out of their lives to help me?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, Sheldon, I'm not going to defend a big-balled raccoon.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, I don't see how you could.