The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
[Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are on their laptops playing an online role playing game] All right, just a few more feet and... [pause] Here we are gentlemen, the Gates Of Elzebub.

Sheldon:
Good lord!

Leonard:
Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.

Howard Wolowitz:
Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword Of Azeroth.

Leonard:
Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.

Sheldon:
Lock and load.

Howard Wolowitz:
Raj, blow the gates.

Raj Koothrappali:
Blowing the gates. [pressing keys] Control, shift, B. [sound of the gates blowing] Oh my God, so many goblins!

Howard Wolowitz:
Don't just stand there, slash and move! Slash and move!

Leonard:
Stay in formation!

Howard Wolowitz:
Leonard, you've got one on your tail!

Leonard:
That's all right, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off!

Raj Koothrappali:
I got him Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!

Leonard:
Raj, no, it's a trap! Thay're flanking us!

Raj Koothrappali:
[in a wimpy tone] Oh, he's got me.

Howard Wolowitz:
Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleep spell! Sheldon! [changes to an annoyed whisper] Sheldon!

Sheldon:
I've got the Sword Of Azeroth!

Leonard:
Forget the sword Sheldon, help Raj.

Sheldon:
There is no more Sheldon! I am the sword master!

Howard Wolowitz:
Leonard look out!

Leonard:
Damn it man, we're dying here!

Sheldon:
Goodbye peasents.

Leonard:
The bastard teleported.

Raj Koothrappali:
[looks at Sheldon's screen] He's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay.

Leonard:
You betrayed us for money? Who are you?