The Big Bang Theory2007

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Good night.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Mm-hmm. It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Yeah, that felt nice.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants and see if we can score us some free omelettes.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
So, hypothetically, if, if we were to have gone with them, which one would you have picked?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I think I would have gone with the short one with the goofy haircut.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Oh, good, 'cause I liked the tall thin one. He seemed intelligent, kind of a loner, maybe a little sexually inexperienced, like I'd have to teach him a thing or two.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Not my guy. I caught him staring at my rack. It'd be nice to be with a man who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan. FYI, it's another cardigan.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Your short sexed-up guy kind of sounds like Howard.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Your brainy virgin kind of sounds like Sheldon.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
[Both realized they described the other woman's gut. Both say... ] Good night.