The Big Bang Theory2007

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Raj Koothrappali:
So, then I went to Cambridge, which was wonderful; not only because it's a good school, but because it totally looks like Hogwarts. That's where I fell in love with astronomy and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech, so I guess you could say, uh, Raj is my name and stars are my game. And rhyming is also my game. So, uh... two games. Uh, anyway, that's uh, that's enough about me; I want to hear everything about you.

Lucy:
I have to go to the bathroom.

Raj Koothrappali:
I go to the bathroom too. Sometimes more frequently than I care to admit. Oh, I've had it checked out; it's nothing. [Lucy heads off] This is going great! Can I have a refill on my chai tea? Ah, yes, I've a good feeling about this. [Lucy sneaks out] I should have bought condoms!