The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »



Leonard Hofstadter:
Anyone wanna buy my share of the time machine?

Raj Koothrappali:
Why?

Leonard Hofstadter:
'Cause I don't want it anymore.

Howard Wolowitz:
Why?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Just personal reasons.

Sheldon Cooper:
My Spidey sense tells me this has something to do with Penny.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Look, do you wanna buy me out or not?

Raj Koothrappali:
I'll give $100, which will make me half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.

Howard Wolowitz:
Screw his balcony. I'll give you $120 and we'll put it in my garage.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I paid $200 for my share.

Raj Koothrappali:
Dude, everybody knows a time machine loses half its value the minute you drive it off the lot.

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