The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
We're in a hospital right now.

Penny:
Why? Is Leonard okay?

Howard Wolowitz:
Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.

Penny:
Okay, I don't need your attitude. Listen, just hold him there a little longer.

Howard Wolowitz:
Look, I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.

Penny:
Okay. How about this? You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.

[Howard remains silent, unsure what he just heard]

Howard Wolowitz:
Don't toy with me, woman.

Penny:
I got a hot former fat girl with no self esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

Howard Wolowitz:
Thy will be done.

[Howard hangs up and pulls the peanut-filled granola bar out of his back pocket]

Howard Wolowitz:
[to his groin] I'm doing this for you, little buddy.