The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me you're a Neuro... something or other?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Neurobiologist. Your "check engine" light is on.

Penny:
Yeah, it's OK.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
But the light indicates...

Sheldon Cooper:
Don't, bother, I've wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.

Penny:
Uh, what is that scent you're wearing? It smells great.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Dandruff Shampoo. I have dry scalp.

Penny:
Ah, well your hair looks very nice.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Are you a homosexual?

Penny:
No, No, I'm just, giving you a compliment.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Hm. Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.

Penny:
Guys, how about some music?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, I wouldn't care for that, Amy?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
No, thank you.

Penny:
OK. Uncomfortable silence it is. Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy what it was like for you growing up in Texas?

Sheldon Cooper:
No.

Penny:
Well, why don't you tell her?

Sheldon Cooper:
Alright. It was hell.

Penny:
Any follow up Amy?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
No.

Penny:
I, myself, grew up in Nebraska. Small town, outside of Omaha. Yeah, a nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?

Penny:
I don't know, I was just trying something.

Sheldon Cooper:
Muggles.