The Big Bang Theory2007

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Raj Koothrappali:
So. Couldn't help but notice. None of you RSVP'd to my murder mystery dinner party.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh yeah. We were meaning to do that.

Raj Koothrappali:
No you weren't, because it was a week ago and nobody came! So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.

Sheldon Cooper:
Don't think that qualifies as a mystery. We all knew what we were doing.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
We're sorry, Rajesh.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Maybe we can do it next week.

Howard Wolowitz:
Whoa, whoa, not that sorry.

Raj Koothrappali:
Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.

Sheldon Cooper:
Great.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Thank you.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hallelujah.

Raj Koothrappali:
Because I've got something better planned!

Howard Wolowitz, Leonard Hofstadter, Amy Farrah Fowler:
Aaw.

Sheldon Cooper:
Come on.

Raj Koothrappali:
Just hear me out. I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, I loved those. I did them every year there.

Leonard Hofstadter:
We did them at Princeton too.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.

Sheldon Cooper:
Amusing. I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Scavenger hunts at Harvard we're really tough. I always got stuck on the first challenge; trying to find someone to be on a team with me.

[laughs]

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I guess that story's more sad than funny.