The Big Bang Theory2007

Amy Farrah Fowler:
This might work out for the best. I mean, you're always complaining what a terrible roommate Leonard is. Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there.

Sheldon Cooper:
Ugh. It's like walking into the Amazon. And not the good Amazon with one-day shipping. The awful one with bird and snakes.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
You hate the sound of all those keys on this key chain.

Sheldon Cooper:
Four keys! I mean, who does he think he is, a warden?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
See, maybe you'll love living alone.

Sheldon Cooper:
I don't know. Perhaps.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And if it turns out you don't... you and I could live together.

Sheldon Cooper:
You and... Oh, sure. While we're at it why don't we get engaged, too. Why don't get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together. Do you hear yourself, woman?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon, it was just a thought.

Sheldon Cooper:
No, here's a thought. You're not moving in, Leonard's not moving out. Everything stays exactly the way it is.