The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Leonard, congratulations.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What for?

Penny:
Your Facebook status update. Leonard Hofstadter is in a relationship.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What? No... No, that's not right.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, man, did you switch your status before she did? Speaking as an expert: way to look needy.

Penny:
Seriously? You went first, after only two weeks? That's bold.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's not bold, it's a mistake. I didn't change my status.

Penny:
Well, then who did?

[Everybody looks at Sheldon]

Sheldon Cooper:
I had no choice; he cried in front of her.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You hacked my Facebook account?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, "Kal-El".