The Bill Engvall Show

The Bill Engvall Show2007

The Bill Engvall Show is a sitcom which ran on TBS from July 17, 2007 to September 5, 2009. The series starred comedian Bill Engvall and was written and created by Engvall and Michael Leeson. The series was canceled on September 25, 2009. Set in sub… more »



Bill Pearson:
[about his missing python] How come you're not out finding that viper of yours?

Bryan Pearson:
She's not a viper. She's a constrictor. Pythons rarely bite, they crush their prey. Normally nothing larger than a wombat, so you're safe dad.

Bill Pearson:
I don't care if it doesn't bite and it's on Jenny Craig. Find it.

Bryan Pearson:
Yes sir.

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