The Boondocks2005

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
[to Riley] Make sure you pee before we leave. I ain't going to miss my movie going to the bathroom with you. I'mma let you go in there by yourself and get molested by a nasty white man. [to Huey] What's wrong with you?

Huey Freeman:
I don't wanna go to the movies.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Why not?

Huey Freeman:
I don't ever wanna go to the movies with you again. Not after what happened last time.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
What happened last time?

Huey Freeman:
We got arrested... and shot at.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Haa racism.

Jazmine Dubois:
Daddy said I can go the movies, but he said I'm not allowed to see soul plane.

Huey Freeman:
Good, you don't wanna go to the movies with him. He's crazy.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Hush! You can't see soul plane? Why, lil baby?

Jazmine Dubois:
Because of the types of stereos or something.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Types of stereos? Oh, no no no, lil baby doll. This is a good theater. They have THX. [hums]

Huey Freeman:
She means stereotypes.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Stereotypes? In soul plane? That's nonsense. Say how about we tell your daddy we saw something else. Hm?

Jazmine Dubois:
[gasps] You mean, lie?

Huey Freeman:
That really doesn't seem to be a good idea.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Hush boy. You know, it's okay to break the rules every once and a while. I won't tell if you won't.

Jazmine Dubois:
Okay. [laughs]

Huey Freeman:
[narrating] Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Hey Riley, don't forget the camcorder. [outside] Now the first soul plane was funny.

Huey Freeman:
About as funny as a lynching.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Hush boy, you ain't even see it.

Huey Freeman:
I never seen a lynching either, but I know they're not funny.

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
See! Shows what you know. I've seen funny lynchings.