The Boondocks2005

Tom Dubois:
Earliest I could get out would be on Monday.

Huey Freeman:
Well, it's just the weekend.

Tom Dubois:
It only takes one night to get anally raped! Huey, the only way for me to get out of here is if you find to the real killer tonight.

Huey Freeman:
The real killer? Nigga, I'm 10! How am I gonna find the real killer?

Tom Dubois:
Please! You've gotta try!

Huey Freeman:
All right, all right, all right. Damn.

Tom Dubois:
[sobbing] Thank you, Huey. Whatever you do, don't tell my baby Jazmine! I don't know want her to know her daddy was somebody's biiiiiiiiiitch!

Jazmine Dubois:
Was that Daddy? Where is he? Is he OK? Was he kidnapped by terrorists?

Huey Freeman:
Um, your father wants you to know he's nobody's b*tch.

[Jazmine sobs hysterically]