The Boondocks2005

Ed Wuncler III:
It was all Rummy's fault.

Gin Rummy:
Ed ran into the wrong store. I was following Ed.

Ed Wuncler III:
How was I supposed to know which bookstore to go into? They look exactly the same, and they both got books.

Riley:
And there was a giant crowd of people outside of one!

Ed Wuncler III:
That don't mean Oprah was in there!

Riley:
There was a large sign that said 'Welcome, Oprah'! Ya'll lucky Ed's grandfather owns the cops.

Butler:
Just what are you trying to imply? Look, we escaped their capture because of planning, teamwork, and execution.

Butler:
This officer wanted to see you, Mr. Wuncler.

Policeman:
Excuse me, Mr. Wuncler. I just well, you dropped this today at the bookstore, during the unpleasant... [hands Ed his wallet] Thank you, Mr. Wuncler. I'm so sorry to disturb you. I hope you're not upset with me.

Riley:
...Why don't we just get Oprah tomorrow?