The Boondocks2005

Tom Dubois:
[Somebody takes Tom's parking space] Oh come on! You ni... ncompoop! You Can't do that! Hey!

Huey Freeman:
[narrating] A Nigga moment can happen to any Black man at any time

Tom Dubois:
Hey! That was my space! I had my Blinker on and everything!

Man in Parking lot:
F*** you, Punk-ass, P*ssy-ass, B*tch-ass Nigga! I'll get your motherf***in' seditty ass, Nigga! Don't ever in your life try to holla at me! F*** with me, Nigga I'll pop a trunk on your b*tch ass, Nigga. Get my motherf***in' Uzi...

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
[Begins to Possess Tom] What did you say, NIGGA?

Man in Parking lot:
You know what, motherf***er? Eat a dick Nigga! I'm tired of this mother...

[Tom, possessed by Stinkmeaner, kicks him in his chest]

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
Oh yeah! Look at you! You was poppin' all that good sh*t a second ago then you got kicked in yo' chest! You eat a dick, nigga! *You* eat a dick!

Tom Dubois:
[returns to normal in realization of what he's done] Oh, my god! Sir, are you okay? Who did this to you? What did he look like?

[yells out to parking lot]

Tom Dubois:
Did anyone see who accosted this man?