The Boondocks2005

Defense attorney:
So Mrs. Wong, there you were NOT carjacking Mr. Tescanally, not beating him senseless with a nine iron, stealing his wallet and driving his car into the hosiery section of a JC Penny?

Mrs. Wong:
Correct.

Defense attorney:
I have no further questions.

Tom Dubois:
Now, Mrs. Wong, let me ask you a question...

[His face suddenly morphs out of shape as Stinkmeaner possesses him]

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
WHAT'S GOOD, NIGGA?

Tom Dubois:
[the courtroom gasps. Tom covers his mouth] Ahh! Oh my god.

Judge:
Excuse me, Mr. Dubois?

Tom Dubois:
Hahaha, well I said, um...

[His face morphs again]

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?

[People chuckle]

Judge:
Is there something 'really good' you'd like to share with the court, Mr. Dubois?

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
[Morphs again] F*** YOUR COURT NIGGA!

Judge:
Mr. Dubois!

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
[Jumping up and down on a table] F***... YOUR... COURT, NIGGA! F*** YOUR COURT!

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner:
[Running out the door] Lady Liberty's got balls!