The Boondocks2005

A Pimp Named Slickback:
This is my state-of-the-art surveillance center.

Tom Dubois:
Why does a pimp need a surveillance center?

A Pimp Named Slickback:
Included in your retainer fee is state-of-the-art b*tch surveillance. Quiet Storm, here, has been monitoring your wife's conversations and emails.

Quiet Storm:
Daddy, I've got transcripts of all the conversations today. No mention of Usher. I'm hacking into her email now, but this computer is running a bit slow. Perhaps if we didn't have dial-up...

A Pimp Named Slickback:
[Slaps Quiet Storm with a magazine] B*tch, don't start with that "we need another computer" sh*t again! You say that sh*t every time a new iMac comes out. You ain't Slick, you better make that G4 work, b*tch, and stop playin' with me!

Quiet Storm:
Yes, daddy.