The Catherine Tate Show2004

Lauren Cooper:
Are you English, sir?

Mr. Logan:
No, I'm Scottish.

Lauren Cooper:
So you ain't English, then?

Mr. Logan:
No, I'm British.

Lauren Cooper:
So you ain't English, then?

Mr. Logan:
No, I'm not. But as you can see, I do speak English.

Lauren Cooper:
But I can't understand what you're saying, sir.

Mr. Logan:
Well, clearly you can.

Lauren Cooper:
Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?

Mr. Logan:
No, I'm talking English.

Lauren Cooper:
Right, don't sound like it.