The Charmings1987

Eric Charming:
Luther, guess what I am getting Snow for our anniversary?

Luther:
Wall to wall carpeting?

Eric Charming:
No, we're getting a car!

Luther:
All right! A new set of wheels.

Eric Charming:
No not just the wheels, the whole thing. This is going to be the best anniversary ever! Right, Snow?

Snow White Charming:
Oh Eric, what about what mother said?

Eric Charming:
Honey, I would much rather get you a car than a muzzle.

Snow White Charming:
No. About when it comes to cars, you don't know diddly.

Eric Charming:
Oh, that. Honey don't worry. You know it's like making any decision, you get some good solid advice from someone you know you can trust.

Snow White Charming:
Like who? [Snow, Eric and Luther then watch a commercial playing on their TV]

Honest Abe:
[dressed as Abraham Lincoln] Need help buying a car? Then see me, Abraham Jones, AKA "Honest Abe." The honest used car salesman. Don't be a slave to that old jalopy, let me emancipate you into a beautiful new used car. Take it from me, "Honest Abe." Why, if I can't give you the best deal in town, I'll eat a log cabin!

Eric Charming:
Honey, I think we found our man!