The Closer2005

Sgt. David Gabriel:
[about Anne] Four days ago we decided to combine our resources, but, uh, we've been dating about a year now. It felt like it was time. You know, I haven't told my family yet. I'd actually appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone else around here, knowing what people think about lawyers.

Captain Sharon Raydor:
Married one, myself.

Sgt. David Gabriel:
Really?

Captain Sharon Raydor:
Well, technically he's a lawyer. First he passed the bar, then he spent the next ten years drinking at one till he gave that up for gambling.

Sgt. David Gabriel:
So, what, you're divorced?

Captain Sharon Raydor:
Separated... for twenty years. It's all very Catholic.