The Comic Strip Presents...1982

Cashier:
Two pounds and five pence, please, love.

Den Dennis:
Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?

Cashier:
That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.

Den Dennis:
Right, where's the camera? [Holds sausage up to camera] Look. [to cashier] What's the name of this place? [Cashier backs away] Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!

Cashier:
It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.

Den Dennis:
Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?

Cashier:
No you can't.