The Comic Strip Presents...1982

Milk Policeman:
I was just thinking on the way up here, Gino, What's the boy done? He's robbed a post office, stolen a few cars and I thought what's that worth? About 5 years, maybe 3 years with good behavior... Out there Gino there are 50 armed bully boys offering certain death in the event of an injury to a fellow officer, so I thought what would I do in your position? Come down the station for a chat or die in a hail of bullets?

Gino:
Yeah I saw what you did to that Mini you arsehole.

Milk Policeman:
Then I thought you lucky bastard, what a celebrity, paper's queuing to buy your story , you know chequebook journalism? Film producers paying thousands for the film rights. I thought, that's crime for you, three years in the nick and you wind up a millionaire.