The Critic

The Critic1994

The Critic is an American prime time animated series revolving around the life of New York film critic Jay Sherman, voiced by actor Jon Lovitz. It was created by writing partners Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who had previously worked as writers and showr… more »



[in "Speed Reading" movie]

Dennis Hopper:
All right, hotshot! You think you're so smart? Let's see you read this book!

Keanu Reeves:
Bogus!

Dennis Hopper:
If you read under fifty words a minute, this book explodes! Ready? Begin!

[activates bomb]

Keanu Reeves:
One... f-f-fish. "Twoah"... oh, no, TWO... f-f-f... oh, FISH! Red... f-f-f...

Dennis Hopper:
It's 'fish,' you idiot! FISH!

Keanu Reeves:
Dude, now I lost my place!

[book explodes and destroys building]

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