The Daily Show1996

Jon Stewart:
So, Stephen, how was Louisiana?

Stephen Colbert:
I don't know, Jon, why do you ask?

Jon Stewart:
You were just there.

Stephen Colbert:
Okay, I'll bite. What was I doing there?

Jon Stewart:
You did a story about drive-through daquiri bars.

Stephen Colbert:
Oh, no, Jon. I think I would have remembered that. Unless, of course, I was drinking. When I drink, I tend to black out. That's why I drink - to forget the blackouts. I'm kinda confused, obviously... I need a drink. You got any liquor around here? No? that's all right - I always make sure to carry a bottle of Ice Blue Aqua Velva with me. I am an Aqua Velva man. Want any?

Jon Stewart:
No, no after shave for me, thanks.