The Daily Show1996

Reporter:
...given the recent surge in violence, do you agree with Dick Cheney's assessment that the insurgency is in its last throes?

George W. Bush:
I think about Iraq every day. *Every single day*.

Jon Stewart:
Really? You think about the war you started every day? "Yeah, I tie a little string around my finger. Sometimes I look down at it, I think 'What's that doin' there?' Then I remember, I think, 'Oh sh*t.' It's that... Uh... That war."