The Daily Show

     

The Daily Show1996



Patrick Leahy:
We pass a law that says it's against the law to murder someone in the United States.

Jon Stewart:
[stuttering] We-we don't have that law? I'll be right back. [Jon runs away, jumps out the door] Ha, ha! Hobo! I got to find me a hobo! [runs up to hobo and starts strangling him] Ahhh! Hobo! How do you like that hobo?

Man:
Hey, murder's already illegal!

[Jon runs back to news desk]

0.0 / 0 votes
742

Share your thoughts on this The Daily Show's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "The Daily Show Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2025. Web. 2 Jan. 2025. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/892893>.

    Powered by CITE.ME Cite.Me

    Know another quote from The Daily Show?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "The Daily Show" movie - add it here!

    Our favorite collection of

    Famous Movies

    »

    Browse Quotes.net

    #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said: "Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."?
    A John F. Kennedy
    B Gerald Ford
    C Lyndon B. Johnson
    D Jimmy Carter