The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Doug Wesley:
[trying to explain Alan Brady's corporate picture] Rob, maybe I can demonstrate it better with the flowers.

Rob Petrie:
The flowers?

Doug Wesley:
[picking up a vase of fowers] Yeah. Now, this pot is Alan Brady.

Rob Petrie:
Good casting.

Doug Wesley:
All these flowers are his various enterprises.

Rob Petrie:
He has that many flowers, huh?

Doug Wesley:
Now this big, lusty, healthy blue flower - that's Ishimoru.

Rob Petrie:
[taking the blue flower] Ishimoru... uh, uh - ptpt ptpt - motorcycles.

Doug Wesley:
Right, right. Now, this sickly little green flower - that's Tam O'Shanter.

Rob Petrie:
[taking the green flower] Tam O'Shanter, uh, coloring books.

Doug Wesley:
Right.

Rob Petrie:
Got that.

Doug Wesley:
Now, this big pink flower - that's Brady Lady.

Rob Petrie:
Brady Lady?

Doug Wesley:
Brady Lady is owned by Alan's wife.

Rob Petrie:
Alan's wife?

Doug Wesley:
She pays the band.

Rob Petrie:
Alan's wife pays the band?

Doug Wesley:
Well, it's a perfectly legitimate loophole, Rob.

[Rob takes the pink flower as Mel enters and exits]

Mel Cooley:
Wesley, would you check over these figures and get an answer back to me right away? I've been up here a thousand times: you never gave ME any flowers.