The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



Sally Rogers:
Don't you know our chief well enough by now? When he's sick, he works harder; when he broods, it's one of two things: one, he had a fight with Laura, or two, Laura had a fight with him.

Buddy Sorrell:
True or false?

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
True.

Buddy Sorrell:
Well, what was the beef about?

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
I don't know. We didn't fight long enough for me to find out.

Buddy Sorrell:
Oh, one of those.

[mocking voice]

Buddy Sorrell:
"And if you don't know..."

Buddy Sorrell, Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
[in unison] "... I'm certainly not going to tell you!"

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