The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



Sam Petrie:
[explaining the brooch's curse] Well, you see that empty setting there in Pittsburgh? That was Uncle Jonah.

Laura Petrie:
Was?

Sam Petrie:
Yeah. The stone dropped out, Uncle Jonah dropped dead. Pow.

Rob Petrie:
Well, Uncle Jonah was an old man. He was, what, eighty-seven.

Sam Petrie:
But he DIED, and that's the important thing.

Clara Petrie:
But, Sam, it was six months later.

Sam Petrie:
There's nothing more horrible than a slow, LINGERING death.

Clara Petrie:
Sam Petrie, one more word out of you and I'm leaving.

Sam Petrie:
Threaten me again, Clara, I'll knock my OWN stone out.

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