The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Drew Patton:
Every guy in America gets vicarious kicks out of the way I live.

Rob Petrie:
Yeah, I see what you mean.

Laura Petrie:
You do?

Rob Petrie:
Yeah.

Laura Petrie:
You gets vicarious kicks out of the way he lives?

Rob Petrie:
Oh, I, no, I... I'm... I see... I see what... what he... means about them, honey, but I... guys, you know, who like that kind of... of a thing.

Drew Patton:
Uh, do you, uh... do you believe him, Laura?

Laura Petrie:
Oh course I believe him. Rob's never given me any reason not to.

Drew Patton:
If Rob says that, uh, he doesn't envy the kind of life that I lead, he's one of two things. He's either, um, a liar or he's, uh, scared.

Laura Petrie:
No, I don't think he's either one of those things.

Drew Patton:
Oh, in that case, he's dead.