The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Buddy Sorrell:
Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't see those two people.

Rob Petrie:
Why?

Buddy Sorrell:
Well, once I-I witnessed an accident. There was a car and a fruit truck, and like a jerk I went and reported it. Hoo, boy, I'll never make THAT mistake again.

Sally Rogers:
Why?

Buddy Sorrell:
Well, one of the guys turns out to be a nut, and he keeps threatening me all week long - calls, you know, on the phone - "You better get down or I'm gonna run you over with my fruit truck."

Sally Rogers:
Yeah, but he didn't, did he?

Buddy Sorrell:
No, he didn't, but he got me scared. Now every time I see a fruit truck, I break out in hives.