The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[Rob can't take another week of Alan's anxieties and needling over a risky show that become preempted due to a flooded subway]

Laura Petrie:
Rob, something has come up that I, as your wife, feel that you should know.

Rob Petrie:
If it'll make me happy, go ahead and tell me, if not, save it, because it could drive me over the brink.

Millie Helper:
[bursting out in tears] Oh, Rob, I'm so sorry! Y-you don't ever have to speak to me ever again.

Rob Petrie:
[levelly] It's not gonna me me happy, is it?

Laura Petrie:
I don't think so.

Rob Petrie:
Did she kill Jerry?

Laura Petrie:
Rob, is has to do with the program.

Rob Petrie:
SHE flooded the subway?

Millie Helper:
[distraught] I was only trying to help!

Rob Petrie:
[incredulously] She DID flood the subway?